I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENWe owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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