When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
AL FRANKENWe owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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