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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
AL FRANKEN

Country Investigate Need Owe President
He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
AL FRANKEN

Enough Making Money Three Week Year
We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
AL FRANKEN

Address Concern Country Debt Historic Immigration Indian Like Unique View
Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
AL FRANKEN

Ask Career Center Fellow Government Grow Love Politics Press Public School Serve
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
AL FRANKEN

Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
AL FRANKEN

Best Connect Do Everybody Good Mean People Real Right Sense Thing Universe
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKEN

Administration Ball Invite Perk
Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKEN

Feet Foot Gate Guy Ourselves Right Shot Year
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKEN

Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKEN

Carpet Inspirational Put Slipper Whole World
People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
AL FRANKEN

Hell Illness Lost Loved Mental One People Severer
I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
AL FRANKEN

Confuse Consider Majority Middle Mushball People Position Thankful
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
AL FRANKEN

Hear Look No President
Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
AL FRANKEN

Actual Attention Bad Good Growth Help Love Mean Talk Understand
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
AL FRANKEN

Angry Media Right Wing
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
AL FRANKEN

Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under

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