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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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