What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
AL FRANKENBut when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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