I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENBut when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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