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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.

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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Meant Nation Our Realize
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Almighty Comedy Nature Power Splendor You
When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Government Growing People Privacy Protect Talk Up
If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Digital Face Facebook Fingerprint Life Likelihood Photo Unique Use
If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Advice Doctor Problem Snack Take Teall Two
I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Censor Do Doe Everybody Least Most Pathology Self
He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Advice Color Form Many People Rainbow
Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Change Country Evolution Expectation Law Meed Reflect Society Technology
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Ask Celebrity Couple Despite Fabulous Fresh Job Kep Month Once Seven Thing
The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Accurate Financial Job Objective Only Project Rating
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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Fight Just Like Minnesotan Nice Root Sensible Twin Viking
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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