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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Compare Country Enhance Frighten Gau Higher Journalism Large Less Percentage Person Power Probably Public Slight Two
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Anticipate Century Coming Constitution Evolve Founder New Technology Way Written
Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Colleague Government Interest Many Republican
There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Comedian Especially God Group Idea Policy Population Probably Public Satirist Support Year
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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