Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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