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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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