Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENArmed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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