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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.

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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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