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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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