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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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