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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

Al Franken

Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

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