People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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