You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKENI am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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