I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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