Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
AL FRANKENI felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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