I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
AL FRANKENI felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
More Al Franken Quotes
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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