It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
AL FRANKENI felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
More Al Franken Quotes
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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