I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
AL FRANKENIf you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
More Al Franken Quotes
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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