There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
AL FRANKENIf you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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