I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERI really do know football.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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