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Aisha Tyler

I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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