No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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