I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
ADAM SANDLERI’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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