I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLERI’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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It’s important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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