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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.

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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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