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Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last.

Adam DeVine

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother’s advice about honesty being the best policy.
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” But, in fact, if you do something you like to do and you’re good at it, you’re going to find someone who will like you for that reason.
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“Poor guy or poor girl, get offstage. You’re killing us.” But if you get onstage and you don’t sing that well but you give it your all, people will be like, “Yeah, I’ll chug beer to this!”.
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If you like standup and decide that it’s overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.
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Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.
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A funny thing is that you can’t search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.
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Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.
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“Poor guy or poor girl, get offstage. You’re killing us.” But if you get onstage and you don’t sing that well but you give it your all, people will be like, “Yeah, I’ll chug beer to this!”.
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I’m always thinking, ‘my career is over, I have to move back to Omaha, and work on the railroad, with the rest of my family. So no, I’m never thinking I’ve ‘arrived.’ I think that’s a good way to be.
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Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last.
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Comics know that they do best. They might not be best to rewrite to another person’s comedy, but they know what is best for them. Luckily,
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We [me and friends] like to have surprising stories, but the dynamic and the friendship is the same.
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When you go out with your crew of friends and you get into trouble, at the end of the night when you come home, you’re still the same crew of friends. It’s just the story that you have to tell.
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What’s cool about renting is that you don’t care about your house getting destroyed. So I think that is the number
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People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.
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That’s another piece of advice: Don’t go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you’re a doctor – then go to college.
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