It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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