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ABIGAIL VAN BURENFear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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How should they answer?
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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