You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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