In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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