It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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