I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIn Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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How should they answer?
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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