It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIn Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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