Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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How should they answer?
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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