You are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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