Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLoneliness is the ultimate poverty.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENAccept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENReligion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWhile forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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