Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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