I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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