Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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How should they answer?
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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