The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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How should they answer?
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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