If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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