You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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How should they answer?
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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