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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

Aaron McGruder

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

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