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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.

Aaron McGruder

It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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Different Mean Sham Something Thinking Voting
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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Crumbling Need Party Point System
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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American Culture Government Respect Thinking
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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