Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
AARON MCGRUDERLate to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
AARON MCGRUDERWe have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
AARON MCGRUDERI think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
AARON MCGRUDERThe population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
AARON MCGRUDERI think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
AARON MCGRUDERObviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
AARON MCGRUDERI want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
AARON MCGRUDERWe don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
AARON MCGRUDERFluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
AARON MCGRUDERWhen I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
AARON MCGRUDERI wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
AARON MCGRUDEROne, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
AARON MCGRUDERI’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
AARON MCGRUDERYou can’t accuse the creator of The Boondocks, … Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
AARON MCGRUDERI really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
AARON MCGRUDERVoting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
AARON MCGRUDER