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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.

Aaron McGruder

I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.

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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.

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