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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.

Aaron McGruder

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Bed Late Long Mistake Money Wake
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Enemy Fame Friend Necessarily
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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Merchandise Movie People Rich Summer Think Thinking
I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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Expect Optimistic Possible Revolution Sound Thinking
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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Country Culture Particular Sound Weird
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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Control Doe Foreign Military People Policy Speak

We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.

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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.

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