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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.

Aaron McGruder

But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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Around Love Mad Making People Want
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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City Commerce Culture Expect Found Matter
I think there’s a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you’re lucky, make a decent living here. That’s a big plus. That’s pretty positive. The weather is OK.
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Assume Bad Consider Good Lucky Thinking
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Bed Late Long Mistake Money Wake
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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Merchandise Movie People Rich Summer Think Thinking
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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Country Culture Particular Sound Weird
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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Crumbling Need Party Point System

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