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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.

Aaron McGruder

Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
AARON MCGRUDER

Enemy Fame Friend Necessarily
I think there’s a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you’re lucky, make a decent living here. That’s a big plus. That’s pretty positive. The weather is OK.
AARON MCGRUDER

Assume Bad Consider Good Lucky Thinking
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
AARON MCGRUDER

Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
AARON MCGRUDER

Anchor Desire Flag Lapel News Patriotic Wish
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
AARON MCGRUDER

Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
AARON MCGRUDER

Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
AARON MCGRUDER

Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
AARON MCGRUDER

Different Mean Sham Something Thinking Voting
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
AARON MCGRUDER

Friendly Game Good Guy Level Looking Thinking
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
AARON MCGRUDER

America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
AARON MCGRUDER

Control Doe Foreign Military People Policy Speak
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
AARON MCGRUDER

Country Culture Particular Sound Weird
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
AARON MCGRUDER

Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
AARON MCGRUDER

Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
AARON MCGRUDER

Merchandise Movie People Rich Summer Think Thinking
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
AARON MCGRUDER

Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing

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