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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.

Aaron McGruder

I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
AARON MCGRUDER

Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
AARON MCGRUDER

Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
AARON MCGRUDER

Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
AARON MCGRUDER

Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
AARON MCGRUDER

Around Love Mad Making People Want
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
AARON MCGRUDER

Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
AARON MCGRUDER

American Culture Government Respect Thinking
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
AARON MCGRUDER

Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
AARON MCGRUDER

Bed Late Long Mistake Money Wake
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
AARON MCGRUDER

Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
AARON MCGRUDER

Enemy Fame Friend Necessarily
We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
AARON MCGRUDER

Crumbling Need Party Point System
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
AARON MCGRUDER

Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
AARON MCGRUDER

Explore Important Music News Reveal Scare Tell
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
AARON MCGRUDER

Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work

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