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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.

Aaron McGruder

Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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Administration Democratic Individual Need Regimes Republican Support
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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Expect Optimistic Possible Revolution Sound Thinking
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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City Commerce Culture Expect Found Matter
I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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American Culture Government Respect Thinking
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Enemy Fame Friend Necessarily
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
I think there’s a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you’re lucky, make a decent living here. That’s a big plus. That’s pretty positive. The weather is OK.
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Assume Bad Consider Good Lucky Thinking
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder

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