For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
ROWAN ATKINSONI like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
More Rowan Atkinson Quotes
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I’m not looking for anything other than an interesting role to play.
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
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I would never be a television presenter. It’s not something I could ever do.
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I mean I can do it when I’m very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.
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To be successful you don’t need beautiful face and heroic body, what you need is skillful mind and ability to perform.
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I think you’re bound to get a sense of any character that you play. It’s not something you often do in comedy.
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But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.
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Mr. Bean is at his best when he is not using words, but I am equally at home in both verbal and nonverbal expression.
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Marketing is what gets you noticed, and that side of it something – this side of it, if you like, doing interviews – is the side of it that I least enjoy, and yet is 50% of the project.
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I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.
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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
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feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean’s life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to.
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I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance has helped to determine your path through life.
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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there’s a gas bill tied to it.
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