I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERNobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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