I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERNobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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