“That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”

Choose To Be Inspired.

I’ve done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It’s a big part of mixed martial arts.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it. I truly believe that in order to truly be great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness. Quotes

Be cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.

Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it.

What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.

It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

There’s a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it’s boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

There’s only one way to get good at anything; you surround yourself with the bad motherfuckers who are doing exactly you do and you force yourself to keep up and inspire each other.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over’.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

If you ask me, I’d like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn’t look very cozy.

When there’s a person, there’s a problem. When there’s no person, there’s no problem.

During my school days, I was doing a play, and my costume fell on the stage. I really wish it didn’t happen.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.

It’s crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner.