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Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.

Jack Nicholson

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
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Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
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Acting Favorite Job
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
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Acting Wardrobe
Age is the first limitation on roles that I’ve ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago.
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Age Birthday Encounter Hit Limitation
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
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Chance Honest Men See Women
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
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Age Decide Hit Public Women
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
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Amount Celebrity Meet People Person
Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Advice Follow Human Nature
My motto is more good times.
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Goodness Motto One Liner Time
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
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Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
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Improvement Player Tennis
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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Fools Happiness Love
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
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Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
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Fight Girlfriend Love
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
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Against Fast Money Race Run Time
I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
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Complain Life Mate

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