Sleep tight, ya morons!
J. D. SALINGERWhere do the ducks go in the winter?
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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