That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
J. D. SALINGERWhere do the ducks go in the winter?
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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