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With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.

Jack Nicholson

The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
JACK NICHOLSON

Acting Wardrobe
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fight Girlfriend Love
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
JACK NICHOLSON

Against Fast Money Race Run Time
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.
JACK NICHOLSON

Decent Effort Personality Worry
I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
JACK NICHOLSON

Care Criticism
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
JACK NICHOLSON

Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
JACK NICHOLSON

Amount Celebrity Meet People Person
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
JACK NICHOLSON

Ability Security Sign Thinking
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fools Happiness Love

With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.

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