“Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.”

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

How I can’t find a physical copy to my own shit.

At the core of all well-founded beliefs lies belief that is unfounded.

The only mistake about love is that life can’t remember it and the heart won’t find it.

Don’t think I’m going off to find myself though. I already know who I am.

I am not a person you will find twice.

Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.

You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to “die before you die” and find that there is no death.