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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

Kurt Vonnegut

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Disappointment Existence Laughter Limitation Yourself
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Disappoint Existence Laughter
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election

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