If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
J. D. SALINGERKnow your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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People never notice anything.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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