Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
J. D. SALINGERYou never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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