Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
J. D. SALINGERIts really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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