Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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