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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Kurt Vonnegut

Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Existence Library Myself Ourselves
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Art Growth Myself Practice Self Love Soul
My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Life Love Myself Yourself
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Disappoint Existence Laughter

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

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