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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT

Different Myself Yourself
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Control Human Life Love Purpose
I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Death Hope Life Myself
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Art Growth Myself Practice Self Love Soul
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Hard Himself Ignorance Learning Man People Wisdom
If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice

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