Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
DICK GREGORYAmerica will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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