I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
DICK GREGORYAmerica will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don’t know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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