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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.

Roald Dahl

It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Children Disguise Father Funny Imagination Mother Parents Wonderful
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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Beginning Enthusiasm Important Life Realize
But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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Chance Grow Up Inspirational Work Hard
I do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
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Memories School Shoes Stair
If you are good life is good.
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Goodness Life One Liner Positive
You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Book Difference Look
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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Fabulous Flight Journey Travel World
The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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Amazing Book Excitement Inspirational Introduction Live People Transport
It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
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Couple Love Matter
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Children Lord Strave Strength
Obscurity is never a virtue.
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One Liner Virtue Vulger
There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.
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Comparison Freedom Imagination Life Pure True
Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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Animal Human Kill
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World

It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.

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