Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
DICK GREGORYIf democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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