From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
JOSEPH HELLERThere is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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