Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
DICK GREGORYWhen I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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