Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
ROALD DAHLA little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn’t be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
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