f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLI do have a blurred memory of sitting on the stairs and trying over and over again to tie one of my shoelaces, but that is all that comes back to me of school itself.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It’s not possible.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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